Wearing: Karen Walker Intergalactic sunglasses, J.W. Anderson X Topshop sweater, skirt from Target, Simone Rocha X J Brand jeans and Asos pointed shoes.
mentioned earlier that I bought these pair of jeans which don't fit me,
but I'm still obsessed with wearing them so I've had to think
creatively. The answer? Wearing a skirt over the jeans to hide the
unzipped fly creating a silhouette not too dissimilar from that of an
extravagant cake. You can also wear the skirt as a dress while still
creating the illusion the jeans fit and subtly channel Molly Goddard's
thing about wearing a skirt over jeans: it makes my butt feel padded
with a bubble wrap. Everytime I sit down, I'm shocked by the lack of
feeling and change in my posture.
Who should wear this?
Anyone who dislikes getting slapped on the ass.
Also, if you are wearing a jumper and decide to take if off, I highly recommend you tie it around your waist. Despite the fact you're almost drowning in fabric you can create the illusion that there is, in fact, a person underneath all that.