"When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it's usually because they are being treated like human beings."
"We'll just concoct ourselves a little hangover cure that'll induce her to spew red, white and blue"
"You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn."
"You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing."
"First you ask if you can be red, knowing that I'm always red."
"Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games."
"Heather Chandler is one bitch that deserves to die."
"Killing her won't solve anything. I say we just grow up and be adults. But before that, I'd like to see Heather Chandler puke her guts out."
"No, my life's not perfect. I don't really like my friends."
"Great pate, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that party tonight."
"I don't really like your friends either."
"If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host."
"Trust me, she skips the Saturday morning trip to Grandma's even when she's not hungover."
Quotes and screencaps from Heathers (1988)
Photography by Petra Collins
and Best Friends Forever, shot by